f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
(Source: slimed)
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
You had your chance & you blew it.
(Source: mikeeezyyyy)
| Benefits when you're cute: | More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself. |
| Benefits when you're ugly: | You don't get raped. |
i’m not crying there’s just mayday parade in my eyes
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I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
Jimi Hendrix (via highdreamsloweyes)
(Source: considerthishippie)
